Either way, I’m a huge fan of that authentic bravado as opposed to the manufactured version we’ve been seeing for a few seasons. It felt like the realest Fessy has ever been, or maybe just the stink of him being so closely aligned with Josh is starting to wear off. Step 4: Fessy does this laugh and looks at Cory, as if to say “Yeah, we both know that I am in total control right now, and I know every single button I can push to make Josh melt into a puddle on the floor in eleven seconds” Step 3: Cory get’s in his face and clearly eggs them both on. Step 2: Fessy stood up and said “Oh’ we’re gonna do this” Coming at Josh with the heat of a thousand suns earns you a big leap to the top.īut it’s not only that, Fessy did something small and innocuous but legitimately incredible tonight. It’s the same thing for Fessy as Esther, but just opposite. In an incredible upset on par with the US Hockey Team beating the Soviets, Fessy Cracks the Top 10. Checking a Lot of Boxes, there, isn’t he. What I said about Tori, but he’s doing a good job at it. Bursting with likability that is enhanced by a really endearing accent. Emmanuelįor the basketball fans out there, Emmanuel has a lot of Giannis Antetokounpo energy. This ranking is more of a holding pattern than his true value. I don’t know what he’s doing all day that the producers aren’t showing him. I like Emy but I couldn’t watch her perform a song so I had to Fast Forward through it to protect myself from the potential cringe. Normally, showing Josh any sort of platonic or romantic affection would earn you a one way ticket to Second-To-The-Bottom, but Esther’s understanding that “wow, I’m super horny and don’t have a lot of choice so I guess I’ll make out with this guy who will be obsessed with me because he wants so badly to be a ladies man even though he is super not that” is actually a net positive for her in some weird way. Still walking around with a little bit of an entitlement complex, but she’s regressing back to likable. Love his “befriending the Euro boys” energy. If Kaycee is the baking soda to Nany’s vinegar for the extended future, that’s good enough for me. But if you pair it with vinegar, it does all sorts of cool shit. Her line was literally “you deserve happiness you deserve love you deserve it all for real.”īut I failed to realize that baking powder is also boring. I’ve expressed my assumption that Kaycee is probably really cool, but also too boring for this show. Like if all my Biology 101 lectures by the monotone 67 year-old professor was a person. Says a lot when you being generally absent from an episode moves you UP the power rankings. Says she’s the silent assassin, because that’s what everyone who is too boring to get screen-time says about themselves. You can’t build a career in this game on the back of one trick, and laughing weird isn’t even a particularly good trick. When Ryan from The Office describes how devastating it would be to become “Fire Guy” but with “Laughing Girl.” How terrible must you be to not get along with CT. I can’t wait for Amber to be at her 4th child’s wedding in 2050 and before the ceremony, as her future son-in-law walks her to her seat, she whispers to him “I still can’t believe Fessy did that?” 20. He stand there all mature and condescending because Esther threw a drink when he was literally standing on a table in a public bar clap-yelling at someone like 14 months ago.Īdd “shenanigans captain” and “pot stirrer” to a lengthy list of Challenge Archetypes Tori is trying to become, with absolutely no success. The moral ground Josh stands on is a lot like the sinking sand in Super Mario 3. This guy was literally like “hold my drink while I go get my goofy ass into some shit I don’t belong in.
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